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S05E01In Country... Club
Aired: 27 Sep. 2009
Show details expand_moreStan takes Steve to a Vietnam War reenactment before Steve sings the National Anthem to a veteran's group, but the experience changes Steve in ways that Stan never anticipated.
Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Scott Grimes
Director(s): Albert Calleros, Josue Cervantes, Ron Hughart
Writer(s): Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman
Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Scott Grimes
Director(s): Albert Calleros, Josue Cervantes, Ron Hughart
Writer(s): Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman
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S05E02Moon Over Isla Island
Aired: 4 Oct. 2009
Show details expand_moreStan gets Roger to pose as a Caribbean island dictator to get a treaty signed and so that he can get a helicopter, but Roger has other plans after he figures out that Stan is using him.
Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Scott Grimes
Director(s): Rodney Clouden, Ron Hughart, Brent Woods
Writer(s): Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman
Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Scott Grimes
Director(s): Rodney Clouden, Ron Hughart, Brent Woods
Writer(s): Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman
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S05E03Home Adrone
Aired: 11 Oct. 2009
Show details expand_moreWhen Steve has the house to himself while the rest of the Smiths are away, he and his friends crash and then lose $50 million military drone that is under the care of his father.
Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Scott Grimes
Director(s): Brent Woods, Ron Hughart
Writer(s): Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman
Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Scott Grimes
Director(s): Brent Woods, Ron Hughart
Writer(s): Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman
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S05E04Brains, Brains and Automobiles
Aired: 18 Oct. 2009
Show details expand_moreWhen Hayley and Steve leave for their respective summers of fun, Francine looks forward to her newfound alone time with Stan. There's only one problem: Roger is still living in the attic fighting for every second of attention he can get. When Francine teaches Roger to be self-sufficient, he finally gets a place of his own. Stan fears that he will bore Francine into leaving him and cooks up a scheme to bring Roger back to the house and liven things up. Meanwhile at camp, Steve and his pals fall prey to a scheme that doesn't quite have the effect they were hoping for.
Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Scott Grimes
Director(s): Pam Cooke, Jansen Yee, Ron Hughart
Writer(s): Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman
Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Scott Grimes
Director(s): Pam Cooke, Jansen Yee, Ron Hughart
Writer(s): Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman
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S05E05Man in the Moonbounce
Aired: 8 Nov. 2009
Show details expand_moreStan vows to live out all the teenage pranks he missed with Steve and his friends. But when they are caught, he winds up going to prison.
Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Scott Grimes
Director(s): Tim Parsons, Ron Hughart, Brent Woods
Writer(s): Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman
Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Scott Grimes
Director(s): Tim Parsons, Ron Hughart, Brent Woods
Writer(s): Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman
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S05E06Shallow Vows
Aired: 15 Nov. 2009
Show details expand_moreFrancine lets herself go right before she and Stan renew their vows after she learns that Stan married her for her looks. Stan responds by having his retinas removed so that he doesn't have to look at her.
Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Scott Grimes
Director(s): John Aoshima, Ron Hughart, Brent Woods
Writer(s): Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman
Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Scott Grimes
Director(s): John Aoshima, Ron Hughart, Brent Woods
Writer(s): Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman
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S05E07My Morning Straitjacket
Aired: 22 Nov. 2009
Show details expand_moreStan becomes obsessed with the rock band My Morning Jacket and follows them on tour.
Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Scott Grimes
Director(s): Chris Bennett, Ron Hughart, Brent Woods
Writer(s): Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman
Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Scott Grimes
Director(s): Chris Bennett, Ron Hughart, Brent Woods
Writer(s): Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman
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S05E08G-String Circus
Aired: 29 Nov. 2009
Show details expand_moreWhen Hayley rejects Stan's advice, he decides to start a dry-cleaning business run by a bunch of strippers. But when the business fails miserably, he is forced to become a male stripper to make some extra money.
Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Scott Grimes
Director(s): Bob Bowen, Ron Hughart, Brent Woods
Writer(s): Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman
Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Scott Grimes
Director(s): Bob Bowen, Ron Hughart, Brent Woods
Writer(s): Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman
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S05E09Rapture's Delight
Aired: 13 Dec. 2009
Show details expand_moreStan and Francine are left behind after the Rapture, and wind up playing critical roles in Jesus Christ's war against the Antichrist.
Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Scott Grimes
Director(s): Joseph Daniello, Ron Hughart, Brent Woods
Writer(s): Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman
Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Scott Grimes
Director(s): Joseph Daniello, Ron Hughart, Brent Woods
Writer(s): Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman
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S05E10Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth
Aired: 3 Jan. 2010
Show details expand_moreThe Smiths' savings are gone, so Stan selfishly takes out a second mortgage and buys a racehorse so that he can save his SUV. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends try to help an obese shut-in to make some money.
Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Scott Grimes
Director(s): Rodney Clouden, Ron Hughart, Brent Woods
Writer(s): Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman
Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Scott Grimes
Director(s): Rodney Clouden, Ron Hughart, Brent Woods
Writer(s): Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman
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S05E11A Jones for a Smith
Aired: 31 Jan. 2010
Show details expand_moreStan becomes addicted to crack, mistakenly thinking that it is cold medicine.
Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Scott Grimes
Director(s): John Aoshima, Jansen Yee, Ron Hughart
Writer(s): Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman
Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Scott Grimes
Director(s): John Aoshima, Jansen Yee, Ron Hughart
Writer(s): Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman
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S05E12May the Best Stan Win
Aired: 14 Feb. 2010
Show details expand_moreStan gives Francine "love coupons" for Valentine's Day, but refuses to honor them once he becomes preoccupied with his very own CIA cyborg. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve and his friends remake a classic '80s movie.
Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Scott Grimes
Director(s): Pam Cooke, Ron Hughart, Brent Woods
Writer(s): Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman
Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Scott Grimes
Director(s): Pam Cooke, Ron Hughart, Brent Woods
Writer(s): Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman
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S05E13Return of the Bling
Aired: 21 Feb. 2010
Show details expand_moreStan discovers that Roger is one of his all-time heroes: a member of the 1980 U.S. Olympic Hockey Team. But when he also discovers that Roger used steroids, he turns to his other hero for advice on how to handle it.
Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Scott Grimes
Director(s): Joseph Daniello, Ron Hughart, Brent Woods
Writer(s): Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman
Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Scott Grimes
Director(s): Joseph Daniello, Ron Hughart, Brent Woods
Writer(s): Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman
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S05E14Cops & Roger
Aired: 11 Apr. 2010
Show details expand_moreIn an attempt to prove his manhood to Stan, Roger joins the Police Academy. However it's not very long until he becomes a corrupt cop.
Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Scott Grimes
Director(s): Tim Parsons, Ron Hughart, Brent Woods
Writer(s): Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman
Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Scott Grimes
Director(s): Tim Parsons, Ron Hughart, Brent Woods
Writer(s): Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman
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S05E15Merlot Down Dirty Shame
Aired: 18 Apr. 2010
Show details expand_moreWhile out tasting wines, drunken Roger kisses Francine, who decides to tell Stan about the incident.
Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Scott Grimes
Director(s): Josue Cervantes, Ron Hughart, Brent Woods
Writer(s): Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman
Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Scott Grimes
Director(s): Josue Cervantes, Ron Hughart, Brent Woods
Writer(s): Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman
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S05E16Bully for Steve
Aired: 25 Apr. 2010
Show details expand_moreRoger studies crime scene photography while Stan bullies Steve to toughen him up.
Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Scott Grimes
Director(s): Rodney Clouden, Ron Hughart, Brent Woods
Writer(s): Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman
Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Scott Grimes
Director(s): Rodney Clouden, Ron Hughart, Brent Woods
Writer(s): Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman
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S05E17An Incident at Owl Creek
Aired: 9 May 2010
Show details expand_moreStan cannot escape the shame and humiliation from an embarrassing incident in the pool at a neighborhood party, until he discovers that the only person who can save him is President Obama.
Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Scott Grimes
Director(s): John Aoshima, Jansen Yee, Ron Hughart
Writer(s): Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman
Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Scott Grimes
Director(s): John Aoshima, Jansen Yee, Ron Hughart
Writer(s): Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman
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S05E18Great Space Roaster
Aired: 16 May 2010
Show details expand_moreRoger feels humiliated after the Smiths roast him for his birthday, so he sets out to kill the family.
Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Scott Grimes
Director(s): Joseph Daniello, Ron Hughart, Brent Woods
Writer(s): Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman
Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Scott Grimes
Director(s): Joseph Daniello, Ron Hughart, Brent Woods
Writer(s): Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman












































