Greg's law practice now goes so well he's exhausted. He wants a secretary but is too stressed for time to select one, so Dharma decides to do that for him, and subjects candidates to loony tests, even horoscopes. When the apparently ideally qualified and motivated candidate is too attractive for words, as even Jane remarks, Dharma imagines what will happen if she goes by her principles of non-discrimination, before making up her mind.
Stars: Jenna Elfman, Thomas Gibson, Shae D'lyn
Director(s): Amanda Bearse
Writer(s): Chuck Lorre, Dottie Dartland Zicklin, Bill Prady